New Poll Finds Shortage of Token Black Guys

Cam Crum, Editor, Token Black Guy

Aug 14, 2013

According to a recent study conducted by the Pew Research Center, most Americans cannot find a token black friend.

'It's really hard for me to not look like a racist' one interviewee stated. And to be honest, my friends aren't that funny. We also have to wait to see any Tyler Perry movies. Sometimes you want to laugh with everyone on the theater, but trust me, it never goes well'. 

The study also showed that people are trying to fill this gap with peso Mexican or sheckle Jew friends.