Chad White, Bad Husband, Worse Wife
Walking through the grocery store, a man and his wife were cited as talking about each other under their breath with the wife walking faster than the husband.
“I just want something different, you know? I want more in life” said the wife as she glanced at her husband and slightly shook her head.
The store was having a sale on fish for the past month.
The husband, an accountant, dislikes change and does not understand why his wife is acting this way: “She hasn’t been talking to me and rolls over in bed. I think I even heard her crying in the bathroom the other night.”
At press time, the man has yet to take the hint.