Gay Teen Has Tough Time Fitting In With Other Gays Claiming "I'm Just Not Gay Enough"

Chad White, Straight Male, Gay Woman

17 year old gay teen Jordan Schultz is not getting along with other gays his age.

“I don’t know what’s going on. I try to listen to show tunes but I don’t really enjoy them. Tight pants chafe my legs. I’m not a flamboyant person. Sometimes, I fell I’m not just gay enough, you know?” said the only slightly gay feeling teen.

This reporter doesn’t know. When asked about their fellow gay, Jordan’s gay “friends” responded with mean critiques about my shoes and bed hair. I had a rough morning, okay? Lay off.

Jordan has tried everything from listening to gay empress Celine Dion to performing in an all-male production of Romeo and Juliet.

“I just hope that, one day, I can be the gayest one of them all. Even gayer than famous gay actor Rex Bradford in his movie ‘Not In My Butt You Don’t’” said the optimistically gay teen.

Schultz is currently working his way to becoming the gay best friend of popular cheerleader, Annie Kimbler.