Man Unsure of How to Respond to Girl’s Text Message

Chad White, Unsure Texter, Stuck With One Y

A local man received a text message from the girl that he really likes and he is not sure of how to respond.

“So I came home from work. I had a pretty good day and I was really confident in myself so I texted this girl I’m into, Stephanie” said Adam Weeks.

Weeks met Stephanie Moore at a local coffee shop near his day job at Smith and Winehouse Realty. The two hit it off. 

His text contained the following: “Hey Stephanie.” Twenty minutes later, Stephanie responded with: “Heyyy.”

“I was freaking out. I still kind of am. I mean, how is a guy supposed to respond to that? Does she want the D?” said Weeks.

He has no idea what to do with those three y’s. To help him, we created this chart in our top notch women studies laboratory to help him and others stuck in this predicament*:

“Hey” – She’s strictly business

“Heyy” – This was unexpected but she wants to talk

“Heyyy” – “I’ve been waiting for this”

“Heyyyy” – “I’m horny”

“Heyyyyy” – “I’m really horny”

“Hey^10” – “I’m reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy horny”

“Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy^100” – You’re in Bangtown

Obviously, Weeks is at level three. His response should be something along the lines of “what’s up?”

“I don’t know, man. I think I’ve missed the mark” said Weeks.

We took Weeks to a local seminar on how to get the girl. Needless to say, he should not have taken advice from us.

“It’s been, like, two weeks. Does he want this or not?” said Moore.

Moore is still waiting for a reply.

*This chart is in no way indicative of how I think. In fact, it might even be wrong. I wouldn’t go by it or even use it. Actually, it’s not so bad once you look at it. I’m kind of right aren’t I? I mean, I’ve never talked to a girl before but I’m sure this is how things would go down.