So, uh, H. Jon Benjamin and Eugene Mirman just opened an online store. What they're selling is a real mystery though. The store is called the Flotsam General Store, a "post-structural online shopping experience."
Curiouser yet, it only offers a lone item: a $40 "Mystery Sack." Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. A medium and large sack will be available at some other point in time. No one knows what is exactly in the sacks however.
According to the store's FAQ, "Flotsam sacks are stocked according to the principles of 'positive sourcing,' with three or more Flotsam products hand-conceived by the Flotsam Design Team."
While I'm at it, here's they're pretty intense About Page:
So now that you're all enticed to buy it, head over to the Flotsam store and pick up a sack. Then promptly wait the allotted 6-8 weeks for delivery. While you wait, read more about Floatsam and its legacy leaving sales model here.