VOTW: Horse Porn and Marvel finally has a female superhero movie

People Are Detectives - "Horse Porn"

Action, cheesy music and clever titles await in the new web series People Are Detectives, a show from the mind of Carmine Covelli. Detectives follows two detectives as they go on a multitude of stakeouts while having offbeat discussions. The first episode, "Horse Porn," released July 16 and it's all about...you know. Covelli is no stranger to the limelight either. He also drums in The Tender Moments, a band supergroup that works with comedienne Bridget Everett.

Above Average - The Greenlighter

What happens when a female executive begins to take matters into her own hands? A female superhero movie gets made. Above Average's "The Greenlighter" takes a few punches towards the average, male-driven comic book movie and adds in the simple formula of Ctrl-R "male" to "female." Who knew making a superheroine movie would be this easy?

Chris Pratt Brings Back Cribs For 'Guardians Of The Galaxy'

Remember the days of MTV when Cribs was a big deal? Viewers would watch their favorite celebrities show off all the crap they bought with the loads of cash they had. I've always wanted whatever was in their homes no matter how superfluous it was. Who the hell needs a large bust of Al Pacino in Scarface? Apparently every rapper needs that. 

Chris Pratt takes us on a tour of the ship he flew in Guardians of the Galaxy aptly named the Milano. It's very well thought out with its use of practical effects as opposed to a reliant use on post-production CGI. This video is a spot on spoof of Cribs right down to the sped up walking and crappy background music.