Chad White is the guy bringing you the thing you most desire. No, it's not that new car or the love of your life. And it's definitely not that new pair of shoes you want or that vacation in Maui. Heck, it's not even that raise you think you deserve or your childhood dog that was sent to a "farm" while you were at school. Wait. What were we talking about again? I'm lost. Okay let's start over. His name is Chad White and he wants to be your friend. But don't call him because he won't answer. He's just not in the mood, alright?
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