Chad's Hawks Elevator Pitch

A few weeks ago, I applied to be the Atlanta Hawks marketing coordinator. The application suggested an elevator pitch. I made three. Sadly, I don't think I will be hired. Rather than have these videos rot in a folder on my desktop, I want the world to see them. 

Cat Lick

Cat licks himself on Chad's bed. Cat catches an attitude. Chad doesn't appreciate Cat's cattitude. Cat can't catch a break.