Hello, Broadway Audience!
Just like other entertainment avenues during the coronavirus pandemic, Broadway had to close its door to audiences. Plays were thriving and audience numbers were as high as the Fiddler but now there's no telling when actors can head back to the stage. The president of the Broadway League says the only way to come back would be to take drastic measures. What are the plans for paying the Rent? Find out only on News Time! Mamma Mia!
Hamilton Medley Lyrics:
How does a bastard, boring
Helpless pile of hair
With no talent try and host this online affair?
(Burn! Wait for it…)
On News Time, you can be a great host (Make them laugh)
On News Time, you can be a great host (Make them laugh)
On News Time, you can be a great host (Make them laugh)
On News Time! (News Time)
They’ll sound just like this:
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
I’ll talk less, like way less
Or do whatever it takes to satisfy advertisers
Try joking more
(All the time!) Jokes will be coming out of me
(All the time!) Try to say no to this
And then we’ll get the viewers we want,
The viewers we want
(That would be enough)
And I am not throwing away News Time
I am not throwing away News Time
I’m just like the Jimmy’s
But I’m colored, funny and horny
And I am not throwing away News Time
Imma head straight to prime time
I wanna brag cause dag, I been doin this for sometime
Late night needs a new face, I’m more than fine
What can you do when everyone doesn’t look like you
And, come to think of it, they’re all rich and older too
Is there anything for this young black boy to do?
Except for take his show straight over to YouTube?
It’s time to make the show (Time to make the show)
(And I am)
Not throwing away News (Not throwing away News)
Time!